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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:45:53 -0400

cumbersome11: “I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:42:39 -0400

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

excalilbur: when the person you like talks to you first

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:20:15 -0400

excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

ababyhamster: ghirahim: snarkylittleshark: harmlesscheesecake: my laptop wasn’t working so I...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:52:59 -0400

ababyhamster:

ghirahim:

snarkylittleshark:

harmlesscheesecake:

my laptop wasn’t working so I yelled “CRISTO” at it

the screen immediately turned black

I’m performing an exorcism now

Is that silly string?

its not silly string if its a very serious matter

serious string

an-excess-of-tennant: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:30:55 -0400

an-excess-of-tennant:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

you read that in his voice don’t deny it

unsuccessfulmetalbenders: egberts: BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS get away from me

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:30:20 -0400

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

egberts:

BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS

get away from me

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:44:07 -0400

timey-wimey-detector-ding: castielisinmyboot: fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnecessary...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:14:00 -0400

timey-wimey-detector-ding:

castielisinmyboot:

fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

I’m pretty sure the reason why is because we live on a rock and paper beats rock.

oh my god

videohall: ****** resting face

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:12:55 -0400

videohall:

****** resting face

lonelywhiteasian: i’m gonna be a rapper and rap about ear hygiene. call me lil q-tip

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:40:48 -0400

lonelywhiteasian:

i’m gonna be a rapper and rap about ear hygiene. call me lil q-tip

ambitiousbard: jessidork: toastyhat: awesomephilia: Reverse...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:01:31 -0400

ambitiousbard:

jessidork:

toastyhat:

awesomephilia:

Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

I kinda love it

this is actually great from an acting perspective.

the actors actually played the opposite gender instead of just relying on stereotypes (ironically enough) to portray that they were, in fact, the opposite gender. Usually if you tell a guy to act like a girl, he begins playing by the homosexual stereotype (faking a lisp, popping the hip, etc.) and while it accentuates femininity, it’s really uncomfortable and forced, making it just seem like he’s playing a stereotype instead of the actual gender. And girls will do this too; being told to play a male and instead just deepening the voice and say “dude” and “bro” a lot (although these are more common among modern practices).

The males played up femininity without coming off as a forced stereotype and the females played up masculinity and machismo without forcing their performance.

also the video is funny and I kind of forgot the point I was making.

saintnickomalley: do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 02:34:32 -0400

saintnickomalley:

do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth

fake-mermaid: why do sit ups when you can just sit down

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:31:59 -0400

fake-mermaid:

why do sit ups when you can just sit down

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:51:31 -0400

dustycomedy: Never drinking water again

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 12:51:17 -0400

dustycomedy:

Never drinking water again

mrcraabs: and so it begins

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 12:19:36 -0400

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

ja-mbles: tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 12:18:54 -0400

ja-mbles:

tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is

girl2k13: isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying. if people killed people...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 12:15:06 -0400

girl2k13:

isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying. if people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 18 years ago