Live Without Consequence

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

(via stripperbelle)

excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

(via oh-muh-gosh)

ababyhamster:

ghirahim:

snarkylittleshark:

harmlesscheesecake:

my laptop wasn’t working so I yelled “CRISTO” at it

the screen immediately turned black

I’m performing an exorcism now

Is that silly string?

its not silly string if its a very serious matter

serious string

(Source: murphys, via laughbitches)

an-excess-of-tennant:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

you read that in his voice don’t deny it

(via andallthatfunstuff)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

egberts:

BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS

get away from me

(via andallthatfunstuff)

timey-wimey-detector-ding:

castielisinmyboot:

fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

I’m pretty sure the reason why is because we live on a rock and paper beats rock.

oh my god

(Source: an-egg, via laughbitches)

lonelywhiteasian:

i’m gonna be a rapper and rap about ear hygiene. call me lil q-tip

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

saintnickomalley:

do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth

(Source: juliansballclenchingfalsetto, via brobdingnagian-fuckup)

fake-mermaid:

why do sit ups when you can just sit down

(Source: fake-mermaid, via paging-doctorfaggot)